fredag 8 november 2013

a change i want to make

I want to make a change to my life, living wealthy in a jungle is quite boring actually. I mean, giving people all the orders i can think of is funny yes, but it gets boring after a while. What i really want to be is a Hollywood movie star. It should be an entirely different life, you take orders, give orders, get to play all the roles i can think of, from super villain to loving hero and, of course you will get really famous!

 Money can buy most of the things in this world but not make you famous, you get famous by working hard. You could get famous by wasting money but it does not make you happy, buying furniture for 100 million dollars and then burn them in an enormous bonfire is something you could do to make some headlines but that's just funny for a few days, then you realise it's a pure waste of money.

Another thing i would like to change is to just become a relatively poor person, poor persons are the only ones who know what happiness really means. You could try to just go into the indian countryside with just a little money but it's not the same thing if you leave greatness, it would be better to just start out as a very poor person and work my way up the social ladder.

Then i would realise what things to appreciate, that happiness is not money you got from your parents that could buy you 10 Maserati's for. But it's to late for that now, if i would try to be poor i would just miss the luxury of this life. One thing that would be pretty awesome would be to be born poor in the hood and then make myself a fortune doing gangster rap, that would be amazing because you work your way up the ladder from the bottom.

tisdag 5 november 2013

My utterly successful future

I hope to live a happy life in the future, the chances for a happy life are quite realistic because of my company, Alfonso oil. I founded it back when i lived in the Congo. My parents had given me a homework to impress them as much as i could without wasting any money so, i thought i would make some money instead. That's why i founded Alfonso oil,  its the largest petrol producing company in the world nowadays. Since prices in oil were quite low back then and it was rising slow but steady i could buy some offshore oil platforms in the gulf of mexico and some drilling sites in Texas. It has grown and grown to become the second most successful business in the entire world, after Apple. It's still growing very quickly so in the near future it will probably beat Apple in profits and then, i will become known in  history as the best entrepreneur in the history of mankind! hopefully in the near future i will have enough money to buy myself an entire nation and form the richest nation ever. I still think about what nation to purchase but it must be a small one so all the people can be wealthy, i cant give jobs to fifty million humans. I think about buying the nation of Honduras and turn it into an absolute monarchy with my family as the heirs to the throne. It has great potential, lots of natural resources and people that are easily corrupted by money.