My Gracious house

My house is a big wooden hut complex covering 2 acres of jungle, all the huts are stuck to trees. the complex is tied together by rope bridges high up in the air. This means i can have a huge garden under all the huts. The enormous hunting space i mentioned in my earlier post is situated below my complex, you could call it my backyard.

This pit of death situated below my complex encourages my family and especially all my kids to always be on the guard, the rope bridges ain't entirely safe and not to make to much noise because then the lions might get pissed. But don´t think for one second that my house is insecure, around my complex and hunting grounds i have a huge brick wall that stops intruders and if that wouldn't stop them a pack of charging rhinos probably will.

To get inside my house without putting my life on the line i simply have a guarded front gate which goes into a small tunnel that ends with a rope ladder up to the reception hut. Although Angola is a pretty poor country that ain't my problem because that means i can use the people as a cheap workforce. You see, having lots of houses and 5 acres filled with predators require lots of workers to keep everything nice and tidy.

 Of course all of my backyard ain't filled with wilderness and big game, i also have a little meditation garden with 10 different puppies and kittens for stress relief. In the garden i even have a little bar serving things to make you happier and less stressed, for example they serve regular things like alcohol but they also serve Exotic soups like Dingo soup and the legendary soup of Sappan.